I will accept #AI, humanoid robots in my home when they can fold and unfold fitted sheets. Until then #AGI is a scam.

Donald #Trump ’s big trick is to deliberately make #trade relationships bad so he can claim victory when he undoes his own actions.

Dear Respublicans: It has been nearly a year since the election. Stop blaming all your problems on Biden. You own it now.

“Tell me, is something eluding you, Sunshine?”

Could it be any more obvious that all #Trump is doing in the #Ukraine conflict is giving his buddy #Putin more time to grab as much land as possible? Nobel Peace Prize my ass.

On the day of #NoKings, Donald Trump proves that he doesn’t care about voters and continues his pattern of excusing of his con men friends by commuting George Santos' sentence.

Dear #Republicans: Subsidizing farmers to offset losses caused by the administration’s #tariffs is a socialist policy.

‘Cause there is always a wrong to your right And there will always be a war somewhere to fight And God knows I’ve had some rough fuckin’ years Ooh, oh Lord, oh Lord, keep on keeping on

And now the world has to endure days or weeks of #Trump complaining he didn’t get the #Nobel Peace Price.

If you are against #ANTIFA, are you sure you understand what fascism is?

Rolling Stone gave Life of a Showgirl a perfect 100%. I’m calling BS.

Right now, the military brass are listening to #Hegseth and thinking, “This could have been an email.”

Now playing.

Apparently the Rapture happened today. If you’re reading this, I have good news and bad news …

Ya know, if the US government had just banned TikTok when they said they were going to, everybody would have already moved to a new platform by now.

Looks like Disney/ABC got the message.

How can you get to be President of the United States without understanding correlation and causation?

So, let me get this straight: Republicans are supposed to be FOR free speech and AGAINST cancel culture? Something’s wrong here…

Dear Disney/ABC: What’s more important to you - scoring points with the administration, or losing all of your subscribers. Reinstate Kimmel, before you’re the one being cancelled. #CancelDisney #CancelABC

If it walks like a fascist, swims like a fascist, and quacks like a fascist, then it’s probably a fascist.